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Sarcastic post asks whether Astra could really pull off an AGI-grade errand

A satirical list of absurd tasks, from buying ephedra to smuggling drugs across the ocean, mocks claims that Astra is AGI.

Analytica Camillus
@AnalyticaCamil1Archived 2026.09.14Originally posted 2026.09.08
Analytica Camillus @AnalyticaCamil1Originally posted 2026.09.08
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“Claude Fable’s the most powerful AI model!” this, and “ChatGPT Astra is AGI!!!!” that Riddle me this, can Astra find me a group of ephedra growers in Helmand province; call them up and make a $5,000 USD purchase, pay a Baloch smuggler to take our wares to Karachi; bribe the local customs officers, get our crop aboard a mid-sized cargo vessel routed to Mexico; bribe the ship’s night watch to transfer our wares to a small American-flagged fishing boat that’s been paid to take it to the West Channel marina in LA; purchase the inventory to manufacture meth from 10 sock-puppet bank accounts linked to recently deceased people; then hire the crew to manufacture and distribute the meth to broader LA? Hmmm????

x.com/analyticacamil1/status/2097092410329227333Archived 2026.09.14 16:03