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Satire proposes OpenAI-Anthropic merger as "Orio," mocking Dario's user bans
A joke post imagines merging OpenAI and Anthropic into "Orio," ribbing Sam Altman for hype and Dario for banning users who trip his rules.
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@Dicklong1999Archived 23 days agoOriginally posted 2026.10.06
liftoff @Dicklong1999Originally posted 2026.10.06
建议 OpenAI 和 Anthropic 赶紧原地合并。 奥特曼：做模型全靠吹，逼宫夺权排挤异己满分，非营利玩成吸金兽，一到交货就只会塞广告和画饼。 达里奥：天天把“AI 要灭世”挂嘴边的道德传教士，技术天下第一，但防用户像防贼，一言不合就给你下“反人类”判决书并光速永封。 一个负责把投资人、用户忽悠瘸，一个负责关门训最强模型。各司其职直接无敌。 新公司名字就叫：奥里奥。 产品特性：画大饼、塞广告、再封你号。
x.com/dicklong1999/status/2107313026684920239Archived 2026.10.07 10:16