Satirical roundup pits Meta Muse, Claudeforce, GPT-6 and a folding iPhone against each other

Gaurav Kheterpal @gauravkheterpalOriginally posted 2026.09.10

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If Steve Jobs was alive, he would be so proud today. Meta launches Muse: a personal agent that can plan your life, book travel, run tasks in its own secure cloud computer, and remember your friends’ dietary restrictions. Anthropic launches Claudeforce: Claude embedded in the enterprise, turning CRM tabs into coworkers. OpenAI says GPT‑6 Astra can do professional work inside software. Apple launches iPhone which can FOLD -> Origami, but for $2,000.