Pump.fun trading bot: Jev gate plus Opus 5.5 in a four-stop buy chain
A trader routes every new pump.fun coin through a Jev gate, read-only OpenAI wallet checks, an Opus 5.5 verdict, and a final human tap before buying.
SAM ALTMAN'S OPENAI AND ANTHROPIC'S OPUS 5.5 SIT BEHIND 4 STOPS ON EVERY http://PUMP.FUN COIN. THE LAST STOP IS A STANFORD STUDENT'S THUMB. 42,000 LAUNCHES IN ONE DAY, AND HIS BOT BUYS ONLY WHAT WALKS THE WHOLE LINE. Your bot has one stop, and it is called "send". http://Pump.fun printed 42,000 launches in one day this June, about one every two seconds. He never tried to read them, he built a line they all have to walk, one job per stop. The chain is new coin → Jev gate → OpenAI dots → Claude Opus 5.5 → his thumb → buy. Stop one is the gate. Jev checks how much the dev holds, how much the top 10 wallets own and whether the buys came in bundles, and most coins die right there. Stop two is three OpenAI dots that never sleep: they read the wallet history, the dev's past launches and which smart wallets got in, read-only, so they can look at everything and touch nothing. Stop three is Opus 5.5, which gets the thesis, thinks and gives a verdict in one sentence, sign or reject. Stop four is him: even after Opus signs, the buy waits for one tap on his phone. One gate says no, Opus says yes, he taps approve. The honest part: four stops make the bot slow, and some coins run before his thumb gets there. He decided that missing a few runners is cheaper than buying one rug at full speed. Count the stops between a new coin and your wallet. If the answer is one, the coin is choosing for you Steal this: one stop per risk, the last one always a human yes. One-person desk, named bots with one job each. Ready to copy. Save this. Follow for the bots that make coins wait.
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