Building a zero-page on-call system with Jev alert routing
Jev routes 2,183 alerts at about 29ms and 0.96 confidence, waking GPT-6 only when value exceeds cost, auto-running reversible rollbacks, all for $2 a night.
f**king done being woken up at 3 a.m. for alerts that resolve themselves. built an on-call crew that answered 2,183 alerts last night and paged me zero times. [the overnight rule] → jev routes every alert in ~29ms at confidence 0.96 → dots (gpt-6 astra) only wakes when voi > cost → reversible rollbacks under 20 min happen without me → anything risky waits for dawn one real incident fired at 02:20. checkout p99 jumped to 4.1%. jev flagged, dots thought, rollback v8.14 → v8.13 in 17 minutes. still no page. cost of the whole night: $2.00. the trick isn't a smarter agent. it's a router that knows when to leave the smart one asleep. full build in the article below ↓
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