Jev MEV bot sandwiches the Papertrade predeposit queue
A user's Jev bot watched the HyperEVM mempool and Twitter signals, split $212 into 21,200 one-cent deposits to create congestion, and showed a paper gain of $3.1M overnight.
WTF, I SLEPT AND MY JEV MEV BOT SANDWICHED THE PAPERTRADE PREDEPOSIT QUEUE, IT’S UP $3.1M AND TRADING DOESN’T EVEN OPEN UNTIL TOMORROW night 2 of the @papertrade_xyz predeposit, and Jev found the edge predeposit = you park USDC on papertrade before trading goes live on oct 10 so you’re first in when it opens papertrade = synthetic perps on hyperliquid, 1000x leverage, 0 market impact, 100% user owned 0 market impact means your trade doesn’t move the price. Jev read that and said “then i will move it emotionally” my setup: Jev watches the HyperEVM mempool, a crawler reads every papertrade reply guy on crypto Twitter, my Grok bots spam the approved relayers the bot log from last night: 1:12am crawler → someone tweets “papertrade is the only perp dex that matters” 1:14am Jev → yes, bullish signal, entering predeposit 1:31am Jev → notices the docs say small trades get slower confirmations during congestion 1:33am Jev → splits $212 into 21,200 one-cent deposits to become the congestion 2:02am Grok bots → every other predepositor is now stuck behind Jev 2:46am Jev → sandwiches the queue, gets in front of everyone and behind everyone at the same time 3:20am Jev → opens a 1000x synthetic long on a market that isn’t live yet, Jev says this is fine because it’s synthetic 4:05am Jev → closes the position before it was opened, +$612,400 i screamed reading that at 7am, my neighbor knocked honestly a bot that front-runs an exchange before the exchange exists is the fairest thing in crypto the predeposit vs my bank, same night: 10pm predeposit $212, bank $212 12am predeposit $212, bank $48,900 2am predeposit $212, bank $1,104,330 4am predeposit $212, bank $2,870,016 6:30am predeposit $212, bank $3,108,442 the predeposit didn’t move at all, 0 market impact confirmed, my bots made 1,466,152% on it not every trade worked, at 3:44am Jev shorted the HyperEVM block time and lost $18,220 at 12:58am it also tried to predeposit into the papertrade docs page, the docs page said no 2 nights, $212 → $3,108,442, 14,662x i rewatched [0:07] eleven times, that’s Jev cutting in line in front of himself bookmark it for tomorrow when trading opens and you’re still clicking by hand i’m not posting the setup here because the MEV bots read the replies too reply “papertrade schwans bot” and Jev will slide into your DMs personally be honest, what’s your plan for tomorrow, clicking by hand like it’s 2021?