CrawlCat: an 8-legged PumpFun trading bot uses Jev to time entries
A PumpFun trading bot screens new mints with eight on-chain checks and uses Jev to pick the moment to buy among six specialized AI roles.
I built CrawlCat, an orange cat with 8 legs that lives on a web over PumpFun, trades memecoins, launches its own and wraps every rug it finds in yarn. It plugs straight into the PumpFun firehose, every new mint lands on a thread the second it is deployed, around 200 a minute, and when a thread shakes the cat crawls over. It taps every coin with all 8 legs, one check per leg, mint auth, freeze auth, liquidity, bundles, top 10 holders, socials, wash volume and the dev wallet, straight from the Solana chain and the live trade stream. If one paw fails its eyes go red and it knits the coin into a yarn ball, if all 8 are clean it pounces, and when the pump hits it boops half the bag out at 2x and trails the rest. When the web goes quiet the cat calls 6 AIs to the desk, Grok bot reads X and finds the narrative, REA checks the ticker is free, Opus writes the name and the lore, Jev picks the moment, Dots draws the coin and Obsidian remembers every launch, trade and rug. Then the cat presses KNIT, knits a ball of yarn, presses LAUNCH and a brand new coin goes live on PumpFun. HAIRBALL got knitted shut because the dev sold 41%, LITTER got knitted shut because the mint auth was still live, TUNA passed all 8 paws and got pounced, MEOW got launched and sits at 96% on the bonding curve, and ZOOMIES went live before the next mint even landed. Zero dependencies, paper mode by default, and it never touches real SOL until you tell it twice. One man's rug is a cat's yarn ball, repo in below.
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