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Satire: executives should just fire their assistants and use Dots
A sarcastic post jokes that OpenAI's promise of 'more value' with Dots means executives should fire their personal assistants and use it instead.
The physical physicist
@NoDicePhysicsArchived 2026.09.30Originally posted 2026.09.30
The physical physicist @NoDicePhysicsOriginally posted 2026.09.30
@LyraInTheFlesh @thsottiaux @OpenAI Don’t worry, if you’re an executive, just fire your personal assistant and use Dots. Apparently that’s what “more value” means now.
x.com/nodicephysics/status/2105000801542217838Archived 2026.09.30 10:41