OpenAI DevDay eve: a satirical list of 'confirmed rumors'
The author sarcastically piles up DevDay rumors reaching ASI, a new species on Mars and the fifth dimension, with Astra 6.1 tucked in, to mock leak culture.
I’m just gonna sum up all the confirmed rumours for @OpenAIDevs DevDay which is happening this Tuesday. We’re most likely getting > A @hermes and @bot competitor inside ChatGPT > A new hardware device to complement it > A new chip for consumer purchase > Astra 6.1 > Solutions to all remaining Millennium Problems > Alternate to Solar Energy that is more efficient and much cheaper > Complete gene editing and bio engineering in ChatGPT to make custom pets > Alternate to plastic which Is biodegradable and free > OpenAI’s GPTCar to compete with Tesla > A novel element which can replace oxygen and can be produced easily > A strong and easy to implement response to global warming > Discovery of a new planet within our solar system which is completely habitable for AGI > Discovery of a new species on Mars by a Rover that had previously been stealth deployed on Mars and has Astra in it > Discovery of the 5th Dimension and its consequences on the context window > Discovery of the secret family Astra had which no one knew about And finally, ASI. I hope I didn’t miss anything guys?