A satirical comparison of Instinct, Muse, Grok Bot and Dots

Scott Wessman @scottewOriginally posted 2026.09.30

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Instinct: I'm a guy you can message anytime and it'll do stuff. I'm free. Muse: I'm a cute animal you can message anytime and it'll do stuff. I'm free. Grok Bot and OAI Dots: We are a phalanx of specialists, each defined in unique ways with different strengths and weaknesses. If you roll a 7 while your Chief of Staff agent is on a red square, you lose a turn, but you can counter that with your Watchman as long as they are not sending an email at that moment. We are only available to paid users.