8-agent simulated trading desk runs 15 scripted trades in 24 seconds
A single HTML file runs eight agents through 15 winning trades in 24 seconds with Jev making the decisions, and the author states plainly that all trades are scripted and no real orders are placed.
A DEAD FLY OUT-TRADED BLOOMBERG: 8 AGENTS, $5,000 → $23,760, 15 WINS, 0 LOSSES, 24 SECONDS $5,000 → $23,760. 4.752x. Not a year. Not a month. One HTML file, one 24-second loop. brain → jev → bots → trades → profit lord, optic, antenna, buzz, wingspan, proboscis, haltere, swarm: JavaScript today. wire them to GPT-4.1 Mini: $0.40/1M in, $1.60/1M out. none runs on "latest" — that is how the bill stays at cents. 15 trades. 15 wins. 0 losses. A human needs 60 minutes to review what this desk eats in 24.0 seconds — 139,255 neurons, 54.5M synapses, rendered as a living trading floor. one review: $1.60 of human time vs $0.0016 of agent time. 1,000x cheaper. before tools, before execution, before your salary. and here is the honest part of this file: all 15 wins are scripted. it sends 0 orders to a broker. it has never risked a real dollar. 37 customers at $299 = $11,063/month. sell the desk, not the dream of guaranteed returns. it shows 15 trades. it doesn't size the risk. that part is still yours. save this and paste it into Claude Code — let it build your 8-worker trading desk ↓