Grok Bot 'Flop Coroner' diagnoses dead posts, triples average views
The author set up a Grok Bot to autopsy posts under 5K views, distilled five recurring causes into never_again.md, and average views rose from 6.2K to 18.4K in 30 days.
A Grok Bot tripled my average views in 30 days. I didn't buy a course and I didn't hire a ghostwriter. I set up a Grok Bot and gave it a title: Flop Coroner. Its only job is to open every post of mine that died under 5K views and find the cause of death. 120 posts in, it found 41 flops and 5 causes: -> The first line ran past 2 lines on mobile (14 flops). -> The post went out between 3 and 7am (18). -> The video opened on a black frame (12). -> There was a link in the main post (9 of 9). -> It was one wall of text with no line breaks (11). It wrote all of it into one file called never_again.md, and I read it before every post now. After 30 days, my average views went from 6.2K to 18.4K. Flops went from 41 of 120 to 3 of 40. It never posts for me. It just won't let me make the same mistake twice. The viral posts teach you nothing. The dead ones tell you everything.
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