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Satire: Trump confronts Dario over Claude bans, including White House accounts

A fictional dialogue jokes about Claude account bans, claiming White House users were banned too and Chinese users were banned without refunds; it is satire, not a real event.

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@SpringHaoAIArchived 2026.09.28Originally posted 2026.09.28

Spring Hao @SpringHaoAIOriginally posted 2026.09.28

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特朗普单独见达里奥那天，特朗普第一句话：他娘的我们白宫的人使用你的 claude 竟然也封号？谁给你的胆子？达里奥：误伤！绝对是误伤，我马上单独给白宫的人加白名单，并送终身免费 max20会员，你看行吗？特朗普：你对中国用户的那些动作，我这边也收到反馈了，性质很恶劣，你封人家号还不退钱，这不就是明着抢钱吗？稍微收敛一点好吗？我们什么时候成强盗了？达里奥：总统大人，我疏忽了，马上通知底下人注意点。中国用户封号收到的那些钱不用退，应该有您的一份功劳。特朗普：我的怎么就一份功劳，不是全部功劳吗？达里奥：懂了，你真是英明的懂王。

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