Treating Meta's Muse like a Mad Men-era secretary

Dimitri @thedimitriOriginally posted 2026.09.17

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Now that Meta has created Muse, a personal AI agent, you should be treating it exactly like you would a young, sexy personal secretary in the Mad Men era. “Elizabeth, clean up my emails, pronto.” *ass slap* “Mary dear, have you finished getting all of my online purchases? Very good. Treat yourself to some sexy lingerie on the company card and wear it into the office tomorrow.” It may not be the real thing, but it’s good practice for when the opportunity finally presents itself.