Grok Bot trades Polymarket autonomously for 48 hours
Given $50 and a rule that its subscription dies at zero balance, Grok Bot used its own cloud computer and browser to scan markets, read X sentiment and place trades every 10 minutes, reaching $5,273 in 48 hours.
i gave Elon's Grok Bot $50 and told it "pay for yourself or you die" 48 hours later it's holding $5,273 and it's still alive autonomous trading agent on polymarket zero code this time. the bot has its own computer in the cloud, its own browser, its own terminal. it trades with my laptop shut every 10 minutes it: → scans 500-1000 markets → reads live X sentiment (it's grok, it sees every post on this app) → builds fair value, flags mispricing > 8% → calculates position size (kelly criterion, max 6% bankroll) → executes in its own browser → pays its own $200 subscription from profits if the balance hits $0, i cancel the subscription. the bot dies day one it dipped to $11. it dropped crypto and moved to weather markets, front-running NOAA updates so it learned to survive setup took one evening: create the bot, run one trade on your screen while it watches, put the skill on a schedule, connect telegram no VPS. no API keys. no rust last winter i built this exact system by hand. 3 weeks of rust. it made $2,980 in its first 48 hours grok bot beat my own code in one evening $50 → $5,273 in 48 hours how much do u think it'll have in a week?