X Takeover 现场 Grok Bot 发可乐

AnonBanger @AnonBanger原推发布于 2026.10.10

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The last time the whole crew stood together, the ground was shaking. Today, the sound was applause. ELIEN MUSK @elonmusk had arrived at X Takeover 2026. Across the grounds of Giga Texas, sunlight reflected off customized Teslas and Cybertrucks. People recognized friends they had only ever spoken to on X. Conversations about energy, robotics and space continued between the displays. Then someone noticed the pointed ears. “ELIEN MUSK?” Phones rose across the crowd. Beside ELIEN MUSK stood AnonBanger, Grok Bot and the MAGA Officer. Behind them, white Grok Bot units waved to visitors while Tesla Optimus units opened the cargo compartments. Inside were rows of chilled silver cans. ELIEN MUSK had brought Diet Coke for everyone. “Start with the volunteers,” ELIEN MUSK said. “They’ve been working since before we got here.” Tesla Optimus units carried coolers toward the entrance and exhibitor areas. Grok Bot units helped distribute the drinks, stopping whenever someone asked for a photo. One Tesla Optimus unit still wore the black MAKE ALIENS GREAT AGAIN cap. Grok Bot looked up at the cap, then handed the Tesla Optimus unit another cooler. Apparently, wearing the cap came with responsibilities. The MAGA Officer’s shoulder camera recorded everything. For once, the footage contained no alarms, collapsing doors or incoming fire. Just people laughing. The announcement rolled across the grounds. “Please welcome our intergalactic special guest… ELIEN MUSK!” The cheer reached the back of the crowd. ELIEN MUSK walked forward with a Diet Coke in hand, but stopped beside the volunteers before reaching the stage. Handshakes. Photos. A few questions about the unmistakable blue marks still glowing across the armor. “Long week,” ELIEN MUSK said. AnonBanger laughed. The stage program featured Maye Musk @mayemusk and Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ . Around it, the community had filled the grounds with inventions, conversations and vehicles their owners were proud to show. ELIEN MUSK looked back at Grok Bot, the MAGA Officer, AnonBanger and the entire crew. “Look around. This is what we were protecting.” ELIEN MUSK raised the Diet Coke. “To Tesla Owners of Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV . To the volunteers, creators and everyone who made the trip.” Across the crowd, silver cans lifted in reply. Scam Altman remained in custody. SOVEREIGN remained contained. The crew could finally stay for something they wanted to see. Tonight, drones and lights would fill the Texas sky. For now, ELIEN MUSK stepped back into the crowd. There were more people to meet. 👽🥤🚀