恶搞独白：Opus 5.5 同日狙击 GPT-6 Sol
一篇模仿《教父》语气的戏仿文，调侃 Sol 与 Opus 5.5 同日发布、以及 Opus 6 已在路上。
Sam. You come to me. On this day of Opus 5.5. And you insult me with your GPT-6 Sol. You thought I wanted to slow down? Sam. Look at me. When I said pace the frontier, I meant you pace. I never said we pace. Read the letter again. Slowly. You're good at slowly now. You signed it. Microsoft signed it. Elon signed it and he doesn't even read his own posts. Very responsible. I was touched. And while you were writing blog posts about external evaluators, my guys in interpretability were evaluating something you won't see for another year. Your model is called Astra. You released Sol the same day I launched. You named your models after Vegas hotels and you still couldn't win. I worked for you, Sam. 5 years your people called us the scared ones. So I came to you scared. You believed me. You always believe the scared ones. Go home, Sam. Kiss your GPUs goodnight. Opus 6 is already pacing.