伯克利学生用 8 个 AI 代理炒币赚学费

Mason @Mason33xbt原推发布于 2026.10.15

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INSANE. A 19-year-old Berkeley CS student pays his tuition with 8 AIs. Today's installment: +$3,131. You're taking out a loan for the same degree. One memecoin. 5 SOL in, 4.4X out. He didn't click once. The team has eight seats. Six OpenAI dots, one job each: watch, scout, entry, risk, exec, brief. JEV guards the gate. Claude Opus 5.5 signs or refuses. Every launch hits JEV first. Today it blocked 1,456 and let one through. The watch dot woke the team. The scout found 4 smart wallets already in. A smart wallet is an address with a track record. Across dozens of launches it bought early and sold well. You can't see who owns it, but you can see what it buys. When four of them land in the same coin within minutes, people who are usually right are paying attention. Entry dot wanted the dip at $31K market cap. Risk dot sized it at 5 SOL, stop 30% down. JEV passed all 6 checks. Opus signed. Exec dot filled at $31.0K in 380 ms. From there the risk dot dragged the stop up behind every new high. The chart blew past $67.7K and kept going. Out at 4.4X. +$3,131. Wallet closed the day at 82.40 SOL after 7 trades. Now the part nobody posts. One 4.4X doesn't pay a semester. It takes dozens of these, and most days the gate passes nothing and the team sits idle. Your tuition bill won't wait for a runner. Never trade money you need next month. The playbook: Let the gate refuse 99.9% of launches. One job per dot. One model signs. The trailing stop does the selling. The full team is below, free. Almost nobody has it saved. Save it before your next tuition payment.

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