8 个 agent 的模拟交易台：brain→jev→bots→trades
一个 HTML 文件里 8 个 agent 24 秒跑完 15 笔交易全胜，Jev 在链路中做决策；作者明说全是脚本、没下真单。
A DEAD FLY OUT-TRADED BLOOMBERG: 8 AGENTS, $5,000 → $23,760, 15 WINS, 0 LOSSES, 24 SECONDS $5,000 → $23,760. 4.752x. Not a year. Not a month. One HTML file, one 24-second loop. brain → jev → bots → trades → profit lord, optic, antenna, buzz, wingspan, proboscis, haltere, swarm: JavaScript today. wire them to GPT-4.1 Mini: $0.40/1M in, $1.60/1M out. none runs on "latest" — that is how the bill stays at cents. 15 trades. 15 wins. 0 losses. A human needs 60 minutes to review what this desk eats in 24.0 seconds — 139,255 neurons, 54.5M synapses, rendered as a living trading floor. one review: $1.60 of human time vs $0.0016 of agent time. 1,000x cheaper. before tools, before execution, before your salary. and here is the honest part of this file: all 15 wins are scripted. it sends 0 orders to a broker. it has never risked a real dollar. 37 customers at $299 = $11,063/month. sell the desk, not the dream of guaranteed returns. it shows 15 trades. it doesn't size the risk. that part is still yours. save this and paste it into Claude Code — let it build your 8-worker trading desk ↓