Number-coincidence post "proves" GPT-6 Sol and Luna launch today
A joke post strings together Tibo's teaser, Sam's emoji and France having both a sun and a moon to conclude that Sol and Luna launch today.
tibo said something big is coming tuesday. today is the second workday. second = 2 gpt-2 openai also made gpt-5. 5 + 2 = 7. there is no gpt-7. suspicious. sam posted 6 ship emojis. 6 ships = gpt-6. obvious. but which gpt-6? tibo is french. france has the sun. sun = sol. gpt-6 sol confirmed. but france also see the moon. moon = luna. gpt-6 luna confirmed. terra is getting retired. terra = earth. remove earth and what remains? sun and moon. sol and luna. they've been telling us the lineup this entire time. tuesday has 7 letters. sol has 3. luna has 4. 3 + 4 = 7 tuesday. holy shit. gpt-6 sol + luna launch today. and if they don't, this post was an eval.