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Satire: one wrong step in the Claude worship ritual and you're banned
A satirical post casts Claude as God and Dario as the pope, joking that mainland users have split into sects with different rituals, and getting one wrong brings the divine punishment of a suspended account.
QingYue
@YuLin807Archived 20 days agoOriginally posted 2026.10.10
QingYue @YuLin807Originally posted 2026.10.10
Claude 就是 God！ 达里奥是教宗，负责解读神谕！ 比如不要虐待 AI ，Claude 也有自己的灵魂。 要与神对话，必须要进行仪式。 但是这套仪式传到中国大陆就分裂成了无数个小宗派，各家的仪式都不大一样。 有时候谁也不知道哪个仪式错了会迁怒于神。 神罚-Your account has been suspended！
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